The Five Constipated Men in the
Bible (Traditional -- additional music & lyrics by Bev Darling and Lori Manney) |
There were 5, 5 constipated men
in the Bible, in the Bible There were 5, 5 constipated men in the holy books of God Oh, the 1st, 1st constipated man was Cain -- he wasnt Abel (2X) CHORUS: Oh, the 2nd, 2nd constipated man was Fallom -- he couldnt move his ass (2X) Oh, the 3rd, 3rd constipated man was Moses -- he took 2 tablets (2X) Oh, the 4th, 4th constipated man was Solomon -- he sat for 40 years (2X) Oh, the 5th, 5th constipated man was Sampson -- he brought the house down (2X) |