BRIGID:
Why do seagulls fly to the ocean?
Why do seagulls fly to the ocean?
If they flew to the bay, they'd be bagels
Servants of the Lord.

MOLLY:
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers
Servants of the Lord.

BRIGID:
What do you get when you pour hot water
Pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
What do you get? You get hot cross bunnies
Servants of the Lord.

MOLLY:
How do you make an elephant fly?
How do you make an elephant fly?
You start with a 42-inch zipper
Servants of the Lord.

BRIGID:
Why did the ram run off the cliff?
Why did the ram run off the cliff?
He ran off the cliff 'cuz he didn't see the ewe turn
Servants of the Lord.

MOLLY:
Did you hear Willie Nelson got hit by a car?
Did you hear Willie Nelson got hit by a car?
He was playing "On the Road Again"
Servants of the Lord.

BOTH:
We are climbing Jacob's ladder
We are climbing Jacob's ladder
We are climbing Jacob's ladder
Servants of the Lord.