Nice
work Sisters. Sisters, can you tell what happened to
theUnicorn? Why'd it miss the boat?
-- Patti
Dear
Patti:
The official story is that the unicorns were playing and ignoring
their responsibilities,as usual, and missed the boat (so to
speak). My personal opinion, however, is that God wanted
one creature on earth to be mysterious and mystical and hence
the subject of storytelling and myths for the ages.
He chose the unicorn for its beauty, grace, and playfulness.
And even though they were not present on the ark, they were
saved (another mystery) from the deluge and roam the earth
delighting those who believe.
Thank you for your question.
Blessings on your little head
Sister Molly
Well now, blow my holy
sock right the heck off!!! This is too funny!!! I will have
to send the URL to my boss's religious friends. Gonna miss
you guys but at least here I can keep up with the lessons
and events of the Sisters..Thank you, Sisters. :-)
-- Jeanne
Dear
Jeanne:
Thank you for your kind note. It appears you have been chosen
to take the message of the Lord's Pair into the great Western
Territory. This is truly a noble mission, and Brigid and I
are confident you will spread the "word" joyfully.
Rest assured we do not lose track of our students -- and you
will be the first to receive lessons on CD or tape as soon
as they become available.
Blessings on you little head,
Sister Molly
Love your web site I
must get to one of your classes. George would love the twist
you put to one of his favorite songs, "seven abbesses
stuck in the lavatory", he sings it "3 old ladies...
tells me he learned this song in grammar school sway back
when.
-- Jean Bradford
Dear
Jean:
It does not surprise me in the slightest that the "seven
old ladies" is one of your husband's favorite songs!
He may have learned it in grammar school -- I, personally,
learned it in an Irish bar (don't tell Rev. Mother!
[E.N. Too late!]). When you come to class (notice
the WHEN, not IF), you will no doubt hear some things that
you'll recognize (and some things guaranteed to take
the place of the old ladies as your husband's favorites ...).
Will keep you posted on the class schedule.
Blessings on your little head,
Sister Molly
Have you ever passed
out while singing, The Court of King Caracticus???
--Keith
My Dear
Keith,
Thank you for your question. As a matter of fact, the very
first time we attempted this song, I passed out cold on the
floor of the music room at the convent. This proved very stressful
for poor Brigid, who is always chastising me for not breathing
properly when we sing.
During my state of unconsciousness, I had the most delightful
time in his highness's royal court! I'm still not sure whether
it was a divine vision or just wishful thinking, but I'm sure
that's as close as this little nun will come to actually being
part of a harem! Sorry, I'm sure that was much more of a visual
than you needed ...
I awakened to the Reverend Mother throwing cold water on my
face and Brigid fussing about saying, "See?! I told you
to breathe from your diaphram!"
Ah well, since I've been following Brigid's advice, I've not
returned to "The Big C's" court. <<< sigh
>>>
Thank you for taking the time to write.
Blessings on your little head,
Sister Molly
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How
come the seahorses didn't get to go on the ark? They are nice
and cute and don't eat much and do little poops so they won't
be any trouble and they should go in a little tank and maybe
you could put some minnows in so they could be friends but don't
put no sharks or piranha in cause they will eat the seahorses
and then I will be sad. I would be sad if they ate the minnows
too. Patiently waiting for your gentle answer.
-- ASH
Dear
Ash,
Well aren't you the inquisitive little student? I will try
to answer your questions ... The seahorses are tough little
critters and one of God's favorite creations. Thus, they were
able to swim alongside the ark without too much trouble. A
highly intelligent fish, they also acted as the liaison between
Noah and the other sea creatures. They were also chosen for
this role due to their friendly nature. The other denizens
of the deep regard the seahorse as the friendliest water dwellers
-- they get along with everybody. Out of this great respect,
piranha and shark alike usually omit them from their menu.
Lest you feel too sad for the items ON the menu, just remember
that God made each creature to His own design. Sharks eat
smaller fish, and the piranha ... well they mostly feed on
each other!
Thank you for your interest, and we'll see you at the next
class.
Blessings on your little head,
Sister Molly
Editor's
Note:
Um... Ash... Seahorses weren't on the ark because they can
SWIM!!! Also, I don't think fish tanks had been invented
yet...
-- Brigid
Congratulations you two!!!
Love your music and the humor. I knew you guys would do well
together. Sure aren't like the nuns that I went to school
with LOL. Keep up the good work. Noah would be proud
of you!!!
Dear
Jo-Ann and Jenniffer,
Thank you for your kind comments ... we'd like to think Noah
would approve. It's been a relatively "dry"
Spring, so I guess we're on the right track.
Blessings on your little heads,
Sister Molly
Oh Beloved Brides of
Christ-- Your new home is lovely! And it's so good to
see that your school is doing well. Perhaps we could trade
classes sometime?
--Maggie O'Sullivan, of O'Sullivan's School for Heros and
Villains
Why what
lovely things you said to us! How nice to hear from you. I
trust your school is going well. I would so love to
learn to be a villain ... but we won't tell Reverend Mother,
shall we. Best not upset the poor dear. I'll be
sure to let you know when the next class will be.
'Til then, blessings on your little head,
Sister Molly
Editor's
Note:
That "poor dear" could put most professional wrestlers
to shame -- and Molly knows it very well! ...Don't you,
Molly??
-- Brigid
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